Let me stop you there. I think I know how this goes... After many hours of borderline- creepy observation, you compile a dossier on all of her troubles, career, domestic and existential, and how she should go about fixing them. You then present her with the information and, perhaps as an afterthought, introduce yourself.
A Caller suffering a crisis of faith stumbles upon a vanished billionaire's secret stash. Taking it as a sign from the universe, they embark on a hectic journey to find those in need of a receptive ear and a helping hand. But will they be able to give away their newfound wealth before the authorities catch up?