Now, it's time to say goodbye. Goodbye to the rigid, old, stifling framework responsible for holding back original excellence, personal development, and individual responsibility, and welcome in the opportunity for new growth!
[Please note that giving the change in corporate structure, employee YEETS will be deactivated immediately following this broadcast. There will be no future official announcements from the Voice of YuKon. Any messages claiming to be from YuXecutives should be immediately reported to the fraud detection department via its redline commdress.]
Associates, welcome to the future. The future that is in your hands. But remember, whatever changes that future brings, YOU will always put the YOU in YuKon.